Morty's Famous Ski Lunch

When you’re on the go and you just don’t want to stop. This lunch gives you energy and there’s always a guarantee of a beautiful view.

ingredients

Sandwich 1: Spread Skippy peanut butter and any flavor jelly on fresh whole wheat or rye bread.
Sandwich 2: Mix Bumble Bee solid white tuna in water and Hellmanns mayonnaise in bowl. Place on fresh whole wheat or rye bread.

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Wrap sandwich 1 or 2 in plastic baggie. (Do not use ziplock. You need the old fashioned fold over baggies or aluminum foil)
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Put sandwich in front ski jacket pocket and you’re all set. Must eat on lift. Not for consumption in nice warm ski lodge.
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For dessert or snack - Chunky
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For liquid refreshment, stop at the hot chocolate hut half way up the mountain at Taos. Apres ski, go to Tim’s Cantina at base of Taos mountain, order gimlet or kamikazee (make sure to instruct wait staff and bartender in proper way to mix cocktail) along with nachos (no meat.

Source: Dad